For example: Did you know that while Democrats are twice as likely as Republicans to smoke weed, Republicans are inversely twice as likely to own guns? The stereotypes of the high-as-a-kite liberals smoking and fantasizing about soft socialism are rooted in as much truth as the caricatures of sweaty Conservatives brandishing their shiny, expensive guns.
In further confirmation of our culturally widespread theories, the polled Republicans were 200% more religious (this seems like a very semantically difficult trait to qualify) than their Left-of-center counterparts, while Democrats meet for coffee 17% more than Republicans, which I imagine is to counteract the mental haze of all the fat bongs we smoke. Can we meet in the middle and get sweet lovin’ on to some hot bi-partisan tunes?
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Unsurprisingly polls revealed Republicans are 55% more likely to listen to Country music (which I imagine goes hand-in-hand with the gun percentage), while Democrats are 23% more likely to listen to hip-hop (since we’re rolling with stereotypes I’ll suggest a weed correlation here).
So maybe make a mix-tape that features exclusively Bruce Springsteen and Aretha Franklin if you’re trying to tread some safe middle ground? If Republicans are 200% more religious and engaging in LESS casual sex, does this mean there is a great influx of Conservative married people getting it on in the woods?